Catering To Their Dog Constituencies?

With our mid-term elections rapidly approaching this November, one issue has of late cataractously entrenched our media landscape; the protection of our borders. And today, the urgency of this issue has escalated, with a furry feline stowaway making it past Customs agents and into our nation on the metal frame of a fertilizer truck, which has left many Americans demanding, "We must seal the borders and prevent more cats sneaking into the U.S on fertilizer trucks, more butterflies drifting across our geographical lines via El Nino's warm fronts, more blue and gold macaws from wafting across our oceans from Colombia and the Dominican Republic to perturb our traditional wren and sparrow way of life! And yet.....the Republicrats seem to be besotted to their canines and guinea pig loyalists!

Last Wednesday, this migrant furball clung to the semi-trailer's metal frame via Esterhazy, Saskatchewan on an eight hour trek into the Mainline Agronomy in Eldridge, North Dakota. Custom agents at the border alerted the driver but was unable to catch the cat. A Mainline bookkeeper by the name of Jessica Hansen rescued the cat, and now currently is working with the James River Humane Society in Jamestown to find it a new home, possibly even put it on the temporary guest scratching-post program. Gatos locos!



Oh......giggling, eh? Well, all I can say is, if you aren't taking this story seriously, you're not paying attention. Doesn't it scare you that a recent show on PBS vividly detils how foreign species push out native populations. Do you want Canadian cats coming in and converting and radically changing the ways of life among our herds of native pussy, is that what you want, huh? Just you laugh now, because with that attitude, by 2016, you'll hear nothing but "Meow, eh?" all over North Dakota.

Can't you see the obvious connection here? This Canadian cat was purposely acting like a sweet little cat sneaking across the border because that's exactly what this frisky feline wants you to believe. The stark truth is, this lil' Puffkin was simply making a trial run to test an entry method that will soon be used by invading caribou and lemmings from Canada! And you know why our corporate pro-immigration media won't share you this scoop? It's because the squirrels now have complete mind control of the silly hacks that write news stories. This cat merely has an agenda, an agenda to deteriorate the American feline family and steal legal Himalayan, Mei Toi and Sokoke immigrants opportunities to lead the American dream of luxurious siestas, catnip parties and universal toilet-training coverage. And its only the first of many!



Luckily the steel of America's canine resolve has been tested for over 225 years now, and we continue to prevail to this day.....and I am quite optimistic our canine cabinet, led by General Tyberius Rex, shall see to it the traditional, pastoral American feline lifestyle is preserved and defended for future generations to come. And that's today's Barking Points! (giggles)

LOL! Nuh-uh, nope nope nope, I keed, I keed! Here at The Serotonin Sandbox, there is never any room for prejudice, as we value all needs and dignities of every living thing, and there is never any room for prejudice here. :) I absolutely believe it's most important we see to it our borders are strengthened and made more secure, and that the legal immigrants opportunities are granted most of all, but I also believe it is wrong for us to demonize those who have happened to enter and live in our nation illegally, and especially for those who have already given birth to children of their own who attend school and are living their dreams here in America, we must treat them with respect and dignity rather than with hostility, and give them the opportunity to seek true citizenship in a fair and responsible manner. After all, our nation has been built by immigration, immigration is what has made our nation a unique, diverse, celebratory melting pot, and if we are to bolt away at this cultural window, we are bolting away much of what our country is all about.



From my heart to the tails of the many Spanish Bobtails and Kurdish Vans of the world, strut on, stray cats, strut on, for do we not deep down, all got cat class and got cat style? (giggles) Now go.......and make the lady cats cry! :)

XOXO,
Noah Eaton
(Mistletoe Angel)
(Emmanuel Endorphin)